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Elmwood turns out for Ward

A couple of weeks ago eminent self-made gink JWP noticed this in the Elmwood IL (hometown of Ward Churchill) Shopper:


D-blog op “Mr. B” managed to infiltrate the redneck-rad meet ‘n’ agiteet. Here’s his report:


“At first I thought I had arrived late and they were cleaning up bullshit, but it turns out they were cleaning up after a recent storm.”


“The huge gathering was peaceful and all of Chutch’s supporters present actually kept a surprisingly low profile.”


“I was a little surprised to see they were having the gathering in a park that honors the white settlers who massacred Chutch’s ancestors [forgot the scare quotes there, Mr. B!].”

“It turns out Chutch put in an appearance, albeit at a distance, as he flew over in one of his Long Range Recon Patrol (LRRP) aircraft.”

Upshot: Not a soul showed–apparently not even the moron(s) who put the ad in the paper. The power of Wart compels you!

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