Noted climate change expert Osama bin Laden has joined the Al Gore Cult of Global Warming.
It is not known if the Cult officially clashes with bin Laden’s version of Islam.
According to the Wasington Post
“The world is held hostage by major corporations, which are pushing it to the brink,” he said. “World politics are not governed by reason but by the force and greed of oil thieves and warmongers and the cruel beasts of capitalism.”
The “cruel beasts of capitalism,” of course, are to be replaced by the butterfly and lollipop loving rationale of Al- Qaeda.
